Ms. Whip

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  It's my birthday, YAAAYYY!!!

  by ColdRedRain in

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  Ms. Whip

  Happy Birthday!

  i thought i'd jump for joy to help you celebrate!
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  Scholar, I would like to know more about you.

  by jwfacts in

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  hi scholar, .

  i asked you a couple of questions but received no reply.

  i actually was asking out of sincerity as i would like to know the answer.

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  scholar,

  It looks like the teacher has been working a little too hard.

  I am afraid punishment is in order.

  Don't worry, it won't hurt....much.

  Since you love numbers, Ms. Whip will allow you to count your spankings.

  But, if you lose count mr. scholar...

  Ms. Whip will have to teach you a lesson.
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  Isn't It Time That The Americans Learned How To Enjoy Cricket?

  by Englishman in

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  you guys don't know what you're missing.

  now, take the present ashes competition.

  england and australia square up to one another with a series of the best of 5 test matches.

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  blondie lol

  if Canada can beat America @ a sport...u know our hearts not in it and we ain't watching it. lol
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  Isn't It Time That The Americans Learned How To Enjoy Cricket?

  by Englishman in

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  you guys don't know what you're missing.

  now, take the present ashes competition.

  england and australia square up to one another with a series of the best of 5 test matches.

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  now if it was full contact cricket

  or naked super model cricket

  or a gay cricket reality show

  u might get a rise out of us americans...but, first i think u'd have to change the name. no red blooded, beer drinkin, woman chasin american man is gonna be caught dead watching something called "cricket"
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  Do JWs give you the creeps?

  by sonnyboy in

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  i'm not sure if anyone else has experienced this, but i've recently begun to get the willies when i'm around an active jehovah's witness.

  this didn't happen until after i started posting here.. when i stop by my parents' house on a saturday morning and the witnoids show up, i get a sinking feeling in my stomach....a mix between sickness, fear, and anger.

  i used to try and put on a happy face and be sociable when they came in, but now i just wave goodbye and as i'm walking out.

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  i'm pretty sensitive when it comes to picking up on the emotions of people around me. if someone else eats chili-pie i swear i get heartburn. if i'm around a witness who is resentful of me leaving or just plain dislikes me for it, believe me i can feel it in my stomach. it's kind of a mixture of me not wanting to be thought bad of...and that tiny witness part of me that was programmed to hate all others. i feel the hate they project...but, i choose to brush it off.

  that creepy mask witnesses wear is just that a mask. a mask molded by brooklyn. i wore it myself for a long, long time.

  the only reason i still hang out with a couple of jws is because i like them despite the fact they are still jws. it is only creepy when other witness are there who refuse to take off their "holy" mask and either ignore me or try and "encourage" me. that just makes me wanna on them.
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  Scholar, I would like to know more about you.

  by jwfacts in

  1. watchtower
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  hi scholar, .

  i asked you a couple of questions but received no reply.

  i actually was asking out of sincerity as i would like to know the answer.

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  Ms. Whip

  give me one night with scholar and i'll have him talking baby talk.
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  The perception of "net" persona's

  by Retrograderenegades in

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  since it seems people have trouble with percieving the transparency of others, i thought the idea of a "thread" for this was dy-no-mite!

  (not only that but i also have a knack for mischief).

  anyway...cyg have you won the oscar yet

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  haha silly apostate. we are all attention mongers. whether we play the victim (ahem) or the attacker (ahem). where there is blood, there is someone who will go in for the kill. you both are intelligent guys and are both getting something out of the banter or you wouldn't be doing it.
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  jeff foxworthy tribute: you might be a jehovahs witness if.....

  by kid-A in

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  if you wash windows for a living and own 12 suits.....you might be a jehovahs witness.... if you engage in "self-abuse" then pray 3 hours for forgiveness....you might be a jehovahs witness..... anymore?.

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  if you think the internet is for apostates starring in porn flicks, you might be a JW...

  TS

  TS, it's not?
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  jeff foxworthy tribute: you might be a jehovahs witness if.....

  by kid-A in

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  if you wash windows for a living and own 12 suits.....you might be a jehovahs witness.... if you engage in "self-abuse" then pray 3 hours for forgiveness....you might be a jehovahs witness..... anymore?.

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  if ur a 13 yr old boy and have just been assigned "the masturbation" talk in the ministry school.
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  BAD KITTY!

  by Valis in

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  goddamit!

  sinnamon has been torturing and chasing around this mouse in the house for about an hour now...i can hear it shriek and squeak every once in a while...i can't catch it and the most irritating thing is she prolly brought it in as a present... this is the culprits mugshot btw...see any humility there?.

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  actually, my kitty is very well behaved.